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2021-02-03 作者:故事大全 阅读:
  

网络时代的墓志铭

一日无聊,突发奇想,如果让大家自己给自己写个墓志铭,是不是会很有意思?于是怪吧QQ群(34356744)上一呼,果然回复者甚众,特整理出一部分,供大家“鉴赏”:

心安理得型的:“服从规律。”

死了也操心的:“这里的管理费多少钱一平方米?”

买房压力太大的:“这个房子好,我很满意,终于不用再交月供了。”

童心未泯的:“就不告诉你这里是谁。”

将好奇进行到底的:“我终于满足了我人生的最后一个好奇心!”

怕寂寞的:“这里是衣冠冢,最多只埋了一根手指头,不信你挖开看。”

游戏迷的:“game over!”

生意经的:“广告招租。”

这位真的租出去了?——“办证13*********”

这个很幽默:“保鲜失败。”

这位看来深受假冒伪劣的伤害:“老婆,这瓶农药是真的!”

另一个也不含糊:“老婆,这瓶酒是假的!”

这位看来真的很厌世:“总算逃出来了。”

看来是个打工的:“哦,这里不要暂住证!”

有灌水嫌疑的:“该用户发言已被公墓管理员屏蔽。”

葬礼上的歌

在鬼怪吧QQ群(19234347)里发了一个提问:如果可以选择,大家希望在自己葬礼上放什么歌?精选回复如下。

回复一:我要放陈红的《常回家看看》……常回家看看……回家看看……

回复二:《Tmd,我爱你》

回复三:《今天是个好日子》

回复四:《今夜你会不会来》

回复五:《向天再借500年》

回复六:《其实不想走》

回复七:《喜刷刷》

回复八:《归来吧》

回复九:《我是不是该安静的走开》

回复十:《你知道我在等你吗》

回复十一:《其实不想走》

回复十二:《回头太难》

回复十三:《来来回回》

回复十四:《爱上一个不回家的人》

回复十五:如果我先死了,就对我最爱的人唱……《总有一天等到你》……

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