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搞笑鬼故事之算命

2021-02-04 作者:故事大全 阅读:
  

彩子喜欢算命,可是经常给她算命的老头死了,没办法,她只好去找下一个算得比较准的人。

一个外号“神算子”的老太太成为了彩子的下一任算命师,彩子之所以把人选定为她,是因为她第一次算的超准。

在彩子遇到她的那天,神算子手指彩子说,“你已经克死了一位给你算命的老头,那个老头死于心梗,他是属的。”

彩子顿时一惊,连她都不清楚替她算卦死去的老头属相是什么,神算子竟然算出来了,这真是太准了。

半个月后,彩子再次来到神算子的摊子前测吉凶。

“你有大灾,你家保险柜的方位不对,你要把钱埋在小区门口的第一个大树下三天。”

彩子感恩戴德,神算子真是无敌,连她家小区门口有树的事都知道。

埋好钱的第二天,彩子因为意外扭伤脖子再次来到神算子的摊子前,想要问个究竟。神算子却不见了,彩子问旁边摆摊的几个算命师,他们却说不曾见过有老太太在这里算卦。

彩子跪在神算子摆摊的位置一拜再拜,她觉得自己因为心诚而遇到神仙了。彩子走后,周围的人笑了,笑得很大声。

三天后,彩子来到自己埋钱的树下,钱却不见了。

难道……

回家后,彩子做了一个梦,她梦到曾经给她算卦的老头说,“神算子拿了你的钱,你去找她把钱要回来,但是得分我一半。”

彩子按照老头的话做了,果然要回了自己的钱,但是她却没分老头一半。

当天晚上,她就见了。

“你骗我,我要你的命!”老头恶狠狠地说,彩子突然从兜里掏出一张黄符纸,嘴里念念有词。

老头顿时消失得无影无踪。

彩子得意地笑,“神算子早就算到你会索命,万幸我听了她的话……”

原来彩子去找神算子讨要自己的钱时,神算子说自己算到那个老头一定会向她索命,所以拿了她的钱给她买符纸去了。当彩子拿着符纸半信半疑地离开时,神算子冷笑道,“死老头子,我和你斗了一辈子,死了你也玩不过我。”

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