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搞笑黑段子之受不了

2021-02-09 作者:故事大全 阅读:
  

周末,大滨和张晨一起相约去附近的一个小乡村玩儿。在村里的老乡家稍作休息,大滨建议去后山的小河钓鱼。于是两人拿出准备好的渔具,向后山出发了。

半天下来,大滨只钓到一条鱼,张晨的运气稍微好些,钓了三条鱼。不过,两个人钓上来的都是小鱼,没有一条能比手掌长。

“不然我们把这些鱼直接烤着吃了吧?”张晨看着桶里活泼乱跳地小鱼咽了一下口水。

“你真是跟我想到一块儿去了。”大滨从兜里掏出一个塑料袋,“出来玩不野炊怎么行,你看我连调料都带来了。”

两人一拍即合,大滨负责杀鱼,张晨去捡枯枝败叶来生火。

一切准备就绪,张晨把捡来的柴禾放在一个小土包上,然后抽出两根比较长的树枝,把鱼穿进去。

“行了。”张晨拍拍手,“把火生着咱们就可以烤鱼了,原汁原味儿哦!”

大滨早就已经迫不及待了,摸出一个打火机去点火。干燥的树枝被点燃,吐出红色的火舌,但是没一会儿,火又自己熄灭了。

“你行不行啊,怎么连火也点不着?”张晨有些着急,这已经是下午了,可两人还没吃一口饭呢。

“奇怪了。”大滨挠挠头,“怎么无缘无故地灭火了?”

张晨也拿出自己的打火机,两个人一起点火,火苗一下子蹿得老高,但还是烧着烧着就熄灭了。

“我就不信这个邪了!”大滨拧开打火机,把里面的煤油倒在了树枝上。果然再一点,火势立就起来了,把两人的脸都映得通红。

就在大滨和张晨准备烤鱼的时候,突然刮起了一阵阴风,紧接着从小土包下爬出一个黑影,一脚踩灭了火堆。大滨和张晨吓得抱成一团,瑟瑟发抖地问:“你、你要干吗?”

黑影愤怒地吼道:“真是受够你们了,我就是被火烧死的,你们还要一遍一遍地在我头上点火,滚远一点儿不行吗?”

Introduce:On the weekend, big bank make an appointment to go together with Zhang Chen a around small country plays

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in the village is made a bit rest, big bank the brook of the hill after the proposal goes fishs. Then two people take out ready fishing gear, backward hill set out. Come down a long time, big bank angle only a fish, zhang Chen's luck a little any better, angled 3 fish. Nevertheless, two people catch those who come is small fish, do not have to be able to grow than the palm. "Are otherwise we baking these fish directly ate? " Zhang Chen looks at a bucket in lively frisk pharynx of ground small fish buccal water. "You thought of to go at the same place with me really. " big bank draw out a polybag from bag, "Come out to play not how does picnic go, you saw me bring even condiment. " two people chime in easily, big bank be in charge of killing a fish, zhang Chen goes collecting deadwood to beat internal heat of foliaceous a future life. All be all set, zhang Chen collect the Chai He that come to be put on bag of a little ground, take out two longer branch next, wear the fish go in. "Went. " Zhang Chen takes clap one's hand, " fire it is OK to giving birth to us grilled fish, former juice raw ingredient oh! " big bank early already too impatient to wait, feel a lighter to ignite. Dry branch is ignited, spit gules flame, but do not have a little while, fire oneself went out. "You are no good all right, how to also light even fire do not wear? " Zhang Chen is a little anxious, this has been afternoon, but two people had not eaten a meal. "Strange. " big bank flinch tricky, "How put out a fire of ground of for no reason at all? "

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the lighter that Zhang Chen also takes out him, two people ignite together, flame at a draught leap up gets Laogao, but still burning burning went out. "I do not believe this evil! " big bank lighter of to turn on, was in the kerosene inside on branch. As expected another dot, igneous situation rose immediately, reflect the face of two people aglowly. Be in big bank when preparing grilled fish with Zhang Chen, sudden sweep an evil wind, back-to-back move climbs a black shadow below earthy bag as a child, one foot stamp out

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fire piles. Big bank frighten so that hold posse in the arms with Zhang Chen, with a rustle quiver the ground asks: "You, should you do what? " black shadow angrily growl path: "It is to suffer really enough you, I am died by baked wheaten cake, you even ground ignites on my head, roll far a bit to be no good? Roll far a bit to be no good

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